Rules of engagement
Everything warm glows. Your job is telling a sow from a heifer at 400 feet, at night, while the pilot runs his mouth.
CLEARED HOT
- PIGLET12–35 lb
- 50
- SOW85–170 lb
- 100
- BOAR180–330 lb · takes 2 hits
- 250
- SOUNDER WIPEDrop the whole group
- +500
- FAST KILLSChain within 1.4 s
- ×5
NO-SHOOT
- COWSomebody's heifer
- −500
- DEERGame warden's watching
- −300
- TRUCKHot hood, county road
- −1,000
- BASS BOATStock tank fishermen
- −750
What's hanging off the bird
Unlimited ordnance. The only thing that runs out is barrel and patience.
Rifle
The precise option. Every round counts toward your accuracy on the debrief.
Door gun
Spin it up and sweep. Hog the trigger and the barrel cooks off until it cools.
Missiles
Locks onto whatever the tracker has. One splash can take out a whole sounder.
Rockets
Unguided. Hold the button and walk them wherever you point the reticle.
Where you land
- 0Bacon Bit
The hogs are filing a noise complaint.
- 2,500Ham Solo
Respectable. The pigs are mildly concerned.
- 6,000Swine Flew
Half the county's corn thanks you.
- 12,000Pork Chopper
Lord have mercy. Somebody fire up the smoker.
- 22,000Sounder Breaker
Hogs three counties over just felt that.
- 36,000The Hog Reaper
There are no more hogs. You did that.
Flying the door
PHONE
- Drag
- Aim the camera
- Tap
- Rifle shot
- Press & hold
- Door gun, then sweep
- MSL button
- Hold to ripple missiles or rockets
- PAL · FOV
- Palette and zoom
- RTB
- Head home and see your debrief
DESKTOP
- Mouse
- Aim. Click fires, hold for the door gun
- Right-click · F
- Missiles or rockets
- Z
- Zoom
- P
- Swap thermal palette
- R
- Reload
- B · M
- Music volume · mute all
On the radio
The music gets heavier the more hell you raise. The crew gets louder too.
- PILOTBig boy's hit and he is PISSED.
- BASEThat cow had a NAME. −500
- PILOTBarrel's cooked! Let it breathe.
- BASEWhole sounder. That's how it's done.
- PILOTSplash. You killed some dirt.
- BASEYou blew up a COW. With a MISSILE.
Put it on your phone
The APK runs fullscreen, keeps the screen awake, and plays offline. It's not on the Play Store, so Android will make you sign off on it once.
- DownloadTap pork-chopper.apk on your phone. Chrome may warn that the file could be harmful. Tap Download anyway.
- Open itOpen the download from the notification or your Downloads folder.
- Allow itAndroid asks to let Chrome install unknown apps the first time. Flip that on, go back, and tap Install.
- UpdateGrab the APK again whenever there's a new build. It installs right over the old one, and your high score stays put.